Pigs in Maputo: October 2010

So some of my cartoons were going to show up in FMyLife.com on October 2, 2010. Since they never did, I've decided to post them here. I couldn't find all the original FML posts, so I had to reconstruct them. Apologies.

"Today, I was coming back with a coworker home, and we saw my wife in the kitchen with only a Santa hat on. FML"

Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML

"Today, my little sister told my mother that she heard a boy in my room. I was alone but my mother was convinced that the boy jumped out of the window. FML