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So Anonymous posted the following comment to my post 299:

This is all messed up. Your graph should be in two dimensions; a square with homos on the top-left corner, heteros on the bottom right. Bottom-left corner are people who don't like sex at all. Top-right corner is people who will fuck anything.

I would draw one for you if pictures were allowed in comments.

Looking forward to a corrected graph.

(0.75, 0.25)


Here is a correct graph per request, even though I don't exactly agree.

Because Anonymous wrote "anything" instead of "anybody", I thought about this a bit more, and felt maybe this sexuality thing should be 5-dimensional, where each [0,1] interval refers to:
(a) preference to same sex
(b) preference to opposite sex
(c) preference to things/people that are alive instead of dead
(d) preference to humans instead of objects
(e) preference to having sex at all

And I have attempted to graph myself in this 5-dimensional thing. I guess I sometimes treat objects like humans and maybe I would have sex with people who are asleep but definitely not in a coma.

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Thanks to P., who first told me about the problem.

P.S. As another P. friend showed me, xkcd.com already computed the number of optimal urinals here. I find it very appropriate that my P. friends are the ones mentioned in this post.

Everybody has a favorite

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